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half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets
- graphic designer: sure, i'd love to design a logo for you guys! to start out, what font do you want?
- irish pub owner: you know exactly what font i want.
By passing off shop duties to his nephews, Tom Nook is free to focus exclusively on real estate.
The orphanage is a 501 c3 tax-haven, in which he serves as an at-large board member, allowing him to draw a modest salary from his own bell donations as well as write off virtually any expense.
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(Source: transformative-rimming, via humorrelated)
Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609
end thy life knave
yon originale pofter if an æphobe
hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:
- is slothful
- makes merry upon the sabbath
- has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock
- believes earth to be round (possible vvitch)
every day i live knowing that there is a man on this earth with invader zim fan art i drew when i was 14 tattooed above his nipple